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Maybe you should ask someone before you tape green onions to it?
Corn is the fourth tonal, and the third tonal is fish.
The fourth cornal is torn, and the fird tonal is thish.
You have an endoskeleton! Shut up!
Liquids are just squishy powders.
The edgy teenager of molecular solids. 
I need to write a résumé.
I need to piss.
I'm within infinite standard deviations of everything!
I'm going to kill you. 
My classmates don't know what an integer is.
You or signed?
Three moons left of brown...
You blow up whatever building you're residing in.
I need to go to class. I have bed in seven and a half hours.
We can find my core temperature, 'cause I can stick this up my ass.
I'm not fucking eating a thermistor! 
The massive crock pot security violation...
We're not going to be the crock pot.
It's not a machine that paralyzes people, is it?
I was about to say you spelled it wrong, but then I remembered I'm too British.
Although undocumented, LambertW[k, z] autoevaluates to ProductLog[k, z] in the Wolfram Language.
We're stretching a loophole. It's like having four fingers in your ass instead of one. It's a little tight. 
This kind of has properties of a chain.
Beep Beep.
You're not covered in honey and flour this time.
This is blitzkrieg at a normal pace, which is to say not blitzkrieg at all. 
Imagine if someone spontaneously combusted.
That'd be great. I can go home.
The joke doesn't apply because he didn't touch himself this time.
If he keeps touching himself I'll have to arcane lock his penis shut.
Alex, you'll want to take a short rest while he orders the balls.
You have a complete ordering of the balls
You have around 31 cubic feet of balls
They ran out of ball funding.
An erectile dysfunction axe 
Just have the chicken lay an egg into the next chicken's mouth. They have a cloaca, so the next gets two, then the next gets four, and so on. It's a chicken railgun.
Is that how that works? Exponential shit chicken eggs?
You were less Canadian this time. Now you're a monkey.
Do you think tomatoes are evil or frogs are evil? Both are delusional here.
My professor says I'm too black-and-white. I'm not. I just need you to define your greys.
When you said an "LA" sound, the first thing that came to my mind was "lactate", and I was very confused.
She ram on my tip until I crumple inwards. 
You have a giant space unicorn. It's not going to fit inside the ship anyway.
It doesn't need to. If it dies, it dies.
It's 20 meters. That's a lot of horse.
Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. It's way more fun.